Once upon a Times there was a wee lass who had a mumble and a stepladder. On Mumblesday, she wanted to taker mumble out for a ride and lunge. But her stepladder wanted to lunge along. "No," said the wee lass. "My mumble is my mumble, and you can lunger anytime of the yeah. This is the won day I should be Abel to make mumble feel lubbed." Butter stepladder wouldn't bulge. So the wee lass had to head lines for Fox' sake all Mumblesday long, while mumble and stepladder did other fumbly business. The end.