Why my landlord should get a realtor

So that I don't have to show his apartment when I'm half asleep on a Saturday morning.

Man (Pentagon contractor): How's the water pressure?

Me: Good. Well, except for the shower. But that shouldn't matter to you, being a man. I mean, men don't really care much about shower pressure, because of not wanting it on their hair. Not that you would worry about that, I mean.

P.S. For those commenters who thought I was being cruel, the man actually had a good head of hair — that was why I said he didn't have to worry about hair loss. In any case, it was not my business to editorialize. I was just running off at the mouth because water pressure is not something I think about when I'd rather be getting an extra hour of shut-eye.