Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Planned Parenthood's Perfect Storm

Just like after 9/11, when Planned Parenthood offered survivors free abortions, Margaret Sanger's bunch is there for Katrina victims with free medicine—to prevent their pregnancies and abort their babies, of course.

From the American Life League:

Planned Parenthood of Houston and Southeast Texas has offered to provide free birth control pills at its Houston clinics to individuals with a Mississippi or Louisiana driver's license. The organization undoubtedly knows that thousands of Gulf Coast residents have already found refuge in Texas, and thousands of people currently housed in the New Orleans Superdome will soon be on their way by bus caravan to Houston's Astrodome, in the hometown of this Planned Parenthood affiliate.

"In New York City in 2001, Planned Parenthood used the 9/11 attacks to publicize its programs by offering free contraceptives and abortions for the week after the terrorists struck," said Sedlak. "Now the organization is exploiting one of the worst natural disasters in American history for cheap publicity by offering one month's supply of free birth control and so-called emergency contraception to victims of Katrina.

"I'm sure Planned Parenthood would claim it is not a publicity stunt," said Sedlak, "but how else do you explain the fact that Planned Parenthood lists its clinics in Alabama, Mississippi and Louisiana that are closed because of the storm, along with a listing of the clinics' phone numbers? If the clinics are closed, you don't need the phone numbers - unless you are trying to drum up future business. If Planned Parenthood really wants to help, it should donate a portion of the millions of dollars in profits it makes every year to aid in the victims' plights.

"While Planned Parenthood's latest stunt is disgusting and utterly inappropriate, it is not surprising," said Sedlak. "The bottom line is that Planned Parenthood is out to promote its own agenda and will stop at nothing to take advantage of an opportunity to do so."

Shining Brute

One of my very favorite people in the world, Brute Force is performing this Saturday night at 10 p.m. at Otto's Shrunken Head, a tiki bar at 538 E. 14th St. between A and B, otherwise known as A Funky Dive Way the Heck Out in the East Village. I believe admission is free.

Brute has a fascinating history. He was a member of the Tokens during the mid-1960s and wrote songs for the likes of the Chiffons (the pre-psychedelic "Nobody Knows What's Going On in My Mind But Me"—hear it on mp3.com), Del Shannon, the Cyrkle, and the Creation. In 1967, he released Confections of Love on Columbia, produced by the formidable John Simon, which contained such surrealist pop gems as "To Sit on a Sandwich." Just last week, walking home after a long day at work, I found myself absently singing, "Oh, to go roaming through the cole slaw/Who cares what for, anymore!/Oh, to skip and frolic through the pickles! Where the Big Sandwich Maker himself/Sits high on his Elysian shelf/And giggles/And prepares for the wurst"—

Excuse me.

After Confections of Love, Brute recorded a lovely little song called "The King of Fuh," all about a beautiful land where there was a king and everyone called him the—well, you know. It's a good illustration of Titus 1:15. The Beatles released it on Apple and it was instantly banned by the BBC, making it the rarest 45 ever released on the label. (If you're not at work and the kids are out of the room, you can hear it by clicking the "MP3" button on entry #038 of the "365 Days" music page.) Brute's subsequent album, Extemporaneous was likewise removed quickly from the market; an original copy now sells for over $1,500.

Following the commercial failure of "King of Fuh" and Extemporaneous, Brute left the music business for a while to do things that were less stressful—like swimming the Bering Strait. The photo above is of him greeting Eskimo children during his 1969 attempt to swim that body of water, which was written up in Life. He also writes poems—one of his best is his one on the death of Terri Schiavo.

In recent years, Brute's taken to playing downtown New York clubs, often backed by a group of young hipsters (as he will be this Saturday). I saw him for the first time last year, doing a solo show, and it was one of the best performances I've ever seen—pure joy. He's an actor, a mimic, a great singer and keyboardist, and most of all, a showman. Picture Al Jolson crossed with Jonathan Winters, performing songs that would make They Might Be Giants green with envy.

Saturday also happens to be my birthday, so if you're up for seeing Brute, wish me a happy 37th. I can't think of a better way to spend it than going out with a dear friend and listening to Brute Force. It even beats sitting on a sandwich.

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

'New Orleans Is Lost'

From reader James T. Freeman III:

From an emergency notice put on WWL-TV's Web site, which mirrors a bulletin they just had on TV (I'm watching online):

****ALL RESIDENTS ON THE EAST BANK OF ORLEANS AND JEFFERSON REMAINING IN THE METRO AREA ARE BEING TOLD TO EVACUATE AS EFFORTS TO SANDBAG THE LEVEE BREAK HAVE ENDED. THE PUMPS IN THAT AREA ARE EXPECTED TO FAIL SOON AND 9 FEET OF WATER IS EXPECTED IN THE ENTIRE EAST BANK. WITHIN THE NEXT 12-15 HOURS****

As all of us native Louisianians know, the "entire East bank" constitutes all of New Orleans, Metairie, etc.

The question of New Orleans' survival as a city was in some question an hour ago. Now, I think the question may have been answered. New Orleans will not be habitable for a very long time, and then only after the expenditure of unfathomable treasure.

May God have mercy. Lord have mercy. I am out of words for prayer other than that. Lord have mercy.

I think I am going to go cry now.
Please pray for the victims and their families, and donate to relief organizations such as the Salvation Army.

Troll Alert

If fellow bloggers would like to ban the troll who left a vulgar threat under the name "Karla Marx" in the comments section of a recent post of mine, her IP address is 216.139.154.190, which resolves to resnick.nyct.net.

No Respect
By Dawn Patrol Guestblogger
The Raving Atheist

"I don’t get no respect," complained the late comedian Rodney Dangerfield. He was a lucky man, if you consider how "respect" is defined by the folks over at the Religious Coalition for Reproductive Choice. Professor George Orwell -- I mean Professor Betty B. Hoskins –- explains that you gotta be cruel to be kind:

Honoring The Cells That Are Gifted: Respecting What We Destroy

We began with the concern that our national debate exhibits simplistic “either/or” reasoning, which states that either human stem cell research is wrong because human life is precious, or human stem cell research is good for the advance of knowledge and medical cures for human suffering. Can we get beyond the "either/or" arguments, and instead find a way to regard human stem cells as both worthy of respect and useful tools toward potential cures for serious human diseases?


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The concept "respecting what we destroy" clarifies the hES [human embryonic stem cell] issues, I believe.

The concepts "life is death” and "right is wrong" are equally clarifying, I believe. Lest one think that Prof. Hoskins, like Dangerfield, was merely joking, she shames the reader into accepting the true gravity of the matter. "Respecting what one destroys should include behaviors such as an attitude of regret and some sense of loss, conjoined with some display of that regret and acknowledgment of loss." For those who remain morally dense, she offers a few practical applications of her thesis:

Native American respect for animals hunted as food; Japanese [Buddhist] Mizuko kuyo statuary images that are part of women’s memorial services for their aborted fetuses; young American writer Naomi Wolf’s advocacy of Jewish mystical tradition practices of tikkun, or mending; dissection of human cadavers by medical students (this author would add, when followed by memorial services of thanks for knowledge and skill gained).

This author would add, "and serial killer Ted Bundy's vow to his dates that he would still 'respect' them in the morning." My objection to these analogies isn’t their ineptness but their accuracy. The main problem is really one of etiquette: traditionally, the recipients of thanks or apologies are alive to receive them. Perhaps this flaw could be remedied by restricting the practice to medical research facilitated by bank robbery: the polite notes of gratitude and regret would not be lost upon the tellers.

For the simplistic among you who are still confused, I refer you to the RCRC’s glossary, "Words of Choice." Although nowhere does it offer a definition of "respect," it sheds light on the meanings of some other terms relevant to the stem cell debate. The introductory paragraphs dispel the "misleading" media propaganda that abortion is a matter of "life and death." The entry for "Post-Abortion Syndrome" explains that the disorder is a myth: the reports of nightmares and feelings of guilt are not "scientifically or medically proven" insofar as "positive feelings" predominate in those who have chosen. The dictionary omits the definition of "logic," but the logic seems to be this: the killing of a embryo outside the womb (where it poses no conceivable threat to anyone) is a "destroying" act which should occasion deep regret, whereas the same act in utero is a passionless non-killing.

To be fair, Prof. Hoskins considered other options before deciding to respect, honor and destroy the most gifted cells:

One suggestion (heuristic and discussion-provoking, I presume) was that destruction or study of embryos is best justified by “simply stripping them of any value whatsoever.” While reflection on this stark proposal is both appropriate to philosophers’ style of rational discourse and unlikely to change public opinion or governmental policy, it helps us understand the dilemmas of a dualistic choice, which would require us to set aside strongly-held value positions.

She rejected this approach, apparently because setting aside strongly-held value positions is reserved for those who engage in cannibalistic orgies or write pro-choice glossaries. She also briefly entertained the suggestion to "'continue to reframe the problem until a question can be asked whose answer will incorporate all of the pertinent values' . . . [t]hat is, change the question." Unfortunately, she changed the question before explaining why avoiding the issue wouldn’t suffice.

If she’s still open to suggestions, I have yet another option. Instead of respecting what you destroy, remember that destroying isn’t respectful. You don’t have to change the question. Just change the answer.

Pray for Gulf Coast Hurricane Victims

While news coverage is focusing on relief that New Orleans was spared a direct hit, Gulf Coast residents are suffering terribly, and there's concern that there could be more victims:

In the parishes of Plaquemines and Terrebonne, officials said they were particularly concerned about commercial fisherman who had decided to remain on their boats.

"My biggest concern is the loss of life," said State Sen. Walter Boasso. "We have a lot of people down there hiding in their attics, and I don't know if we will get to them fast enough."

In Mississippi, Barbour said many people suffered from what he called "hurricane fatigue," deciding not to evacuate this time after having done so in the past only to be spared.

"We pray that those people are OK," he said. "But we don't know."
At reader jjoyce's suggestion, I ask you to please pray for the victims of Hurricane Katrina. If you'd like to donate towards relief, one charity that's doing good work is the Salvation Army.

Monday, August 29, 2005

Attention Bachelor Bloggers:
Are You Nerd Enough?

In honor of the new "Geek Chic movement popularized by "The 40 Year Old Virgin" and the upcoming film "The Baxter," next Sunday's "Blog On!" will spotlight bachelor bloggers of the lovable-nerd variety. I'll be writing the column this Wednesday night; in the meantime, I'd welcome recommendations of bloggers. They have to be straight, male (I'll follow up with a female one if there's interest), and single (divorced or widowed is OK). They also can't be on the make—that is, their blogs can't focus on their search for an available and interested female. (That, I'm sorry to say, excludes The Anonymous Blogger. Rather, they should have a particular interest or passion that's evident to readers of their blog, something that would make an easy hook to pique readers' interest—like Charles G. Hill and his Femmes Invisible Database.

Identi-T

Reader James T. Freeman sends a clip from an Associated Press story, along with some introductory lines that will be familiar to some readers. Here's his e-mail as I received it:

Agnus Dei, qui tolis peccata mundi, miserere nobis,
Agnus Dei, qui tolis peccata mundi, miserere nobis,
Agnus Dei, qui tolis peccata mundi, dona nobis pacem.

From an Associated Press story on tourists stranded in New Orleans:

Tina and Bryan Steven, of Forest Lake, Minn., sat glumly on the sidewalk outside their hotel in the French Quarter.

"We're choosing the best of two evils," said Bryan Steven. "It's either be stuck in the hotel or stuck on the road. ... We'll make it through it."

His wife, wearing a Bourbon Street T-shirt with a lewd message, interjected: "I just don't want to die in this shirt."

Expect one more, unrelated post later today...

Saturday, August 27, 2005

Separating the Sheep from the Gloats

Some 57 passengers walked away from a plane crash in Peru's Amazon jungle last week, while about 31 died. The newspaper where I work called it a "miracle."

Looking at the photographs of the crash site, I had to agree that it was a miracle that anyone survived. But calling it that seemed dissonant in light of the recent Air France flight that crash-landed in Toronto, where all the passengers and crew survived without serious injury. The Peru crash, by contrast, certainly wasn't a miracle to the families of the dead.

In that sense, The Raving Atheist makes an important point in his post "God Approves New Gloating Rules for Plane Crash Survivors." I believe, unlike him, that we should always thank God for delivering us out of troubles. But, as he suggests, that doesn't mean we should assume that He delivered us because of anything we did to deserve deliverance—or that those whom He did not deliver were somehow worse than us.

Jesus himself asserts some of the Raving Atheist's sentiments in Luke 13:1-5:

Now there were some present at that time who told Jesus about the Galileans whose blood Pilate had mixed with their sacrifices. Jesus answered, "Do you think that these Galileans were worse sinners than all the other Galileans because they suffered this way? I tell you, no! But unless you repent, you too will all perish. Or those eighteen who died when the tower in Siloam fell on them—do you think they were more guilty than all the others living in Jerusalem? I tell you, no! But unless you repent, you too will all perish."
Robert W. Martin has excellent observations on this topic in his essay "Jesus on Terrorism," which is worth reading in its entirety. In one section, he quotes R.C. Sproul:
In effect what Jesus was saying was this: "You people are asking the wrong question. You should be asking me, 'Why didn’t that tower fall on my head?'" Jesus rebuked the people for putting their amazement in the wrong place. In two decades of teaching theology I have had countless students ask me why God doesn’t save everybody. Only once did a student come to me and say, "There is something I just can’t figure out. Why did God redeem me?"
On another theological note, one aspect of the Peru plane-crash story that the news media neglected to mention is that the accident occurred on the feast day of St. Rose of Lima, Peru's patron saint.
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The Raving Atheist currently is soliciting answers to the question of whether the Devil, in operating Hell, is an agent of God—"the warden running God's prison." He seems genuinely curious—if you have an answer for him, respond in the comments section of his blog.

Friday, August 26, 2005

Lauer Cowers

This tidbit arrived yesterday from reader Brian Kennelly:

Matt Lauer was doing a piece on Scott Peterson. At one point he said,"Scott Peterson has been convicted of killing two pe..., er, uh, of killing his pregnant wife..."

Apparently, he could not bring himself to say "of killing two people," even though, objectively, that was the finding of the court. He might have had to admit that an unborn child is a person.

Dawn Greets the Son-Worshiper

"I knew when I was in 4th grade that I was gay. I don’t know how the thought got into my mind—whether by men, by the devil or by myself, but it was there and I simply knew it."

Nathan Sheets may not be the only Christian ex-gay blogger. But I think it's safe to say that, with New Love in the Son, he's the newest. And I know that with his bravery, candor, and wisdom that belies his years (he's only 20), he's up there with the best of them.

He writes in one entry that "the goal of the ex-gay is not to become straight, but rather to become holy."

Further on, he says:

I used to believe that I was going to have to be single my whole life, and I was OK with that. But since my repentance and devotion to being holy (not straight!) I have experienced a rather unexpected healing from Jesus! Many ex-gays don't think they can ever be straight--they might be thinking, "Nathan, you don't know me, there's no way I can ever be straight." I used to think the same way when a mentor of mine dared to suggest total freedom to me! Now I find myself moving rapidly in the direction of getting married, and wanting to get married! Blessed be the name of the Lord!
I believe that anyone who has overcome a seemingly insurmountable affliction through faith in the Lord's healing power—including addiction or depression—can relate to Nathan's hope and his zeal for spreading the word.

On his main blog, he offers "The Gospel for Gay People, fully rejecting the happy-clappy, keep-on-truckin', name-it-and-claim-it attitude that passes for evangelism in many churches:
The Good News never changes. This Good News is this:
You are a law-breaker.

Because you are a law-breaker, you are going to hell.

But because Adonai loves you, there's a way to get out of Hell.

Repent and believe in the name of His Son, Yeshua, and you will be saved.
That is the Gospel. Notice that the Good News is not "Jesus loves you, come to Him" or "He will give you peace, come to Him." I hate it when Christians say that to non-Christians. If we tell Christians how to be saved before they realize they need to be saved, they will come to Messiah under false ideas!
"There is therefore now no condemnation to them which are in Christ Jesus" (Romans 8:1), but "how then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard? and how shall they hear without a preacher?" (Romans 10:14).

We were not made to live in guilt and shame. Guilt and shame are gifts that are meant to show us the gap between who we are and who we can and should be in the Lord. They're not a resting place, but they're a necessary springboard in order for us to reach higher things.
For godly sorrow produces repentance leading to salvation, not to be regretted; but the sorrow of the world produces death. For observe this very thing, that you sorrowed in a godly manner: What diligence it produced in you, what clearing of yourselves, what indignation, what fear, what vehement desire, what zeal, what vindication! (2 Corinthians 7:10-11)
I don't long for the kind of self-pitying, hopeless sorrow that Paul describes as "the sorrow of the world" that "produces death." But there are many times when I wish I had more "godly sorrow."

Every time I realize the distance between myself and God, however much it distresses me, it ultimately brings me a greater understanding and closeness to Him. I thank Nathan Sheets for reminding me of this, and for his courage in publicly revealing his own prayerful efforts to become holy.

Thursday, August 25, 2005

What Is Man?
By Guest Blogger Robert N. Going of
The Judge Report

I was a boy, once, lying in the back yard, gazing up at the stars and contemplating the enormity of the universe, not unlike the shepherds of past millenia. When I grew older and learned the actual distances of the stars my awe only grew.

I was 18 and just out of high school when Apollo 11 landed on the moon. Armstrong and Aldrin got the fame, but the guy in the orbiter overhead, Michael Collins, got in the last word on the way home, quoting from Psalm 8:

When I consider Thy heavens, the work of Thy fingers, the moon and the stars, which Thou hast ordained;
What is man, that Thou art mindful of him?
Which leads me, naturally, to sex.

Any two dogs in the street can copulate and reproduce, not likely even connecting the two. We share much in common with the other animals, including DNA. And yet, Man alone, of all the creatures, has the ability to inspire others, through art and poetry, through courage and character, through self-sacrificing love.

Animals reproduce. Man procreates. We believers profess that at the beginning of each new life is the creation of an immortal soul, created not by us, but by God.

Just think about that for a minute. If we believe that there is eternal life, a life for us beyond this one, then we must accept that that life begins with a unique soul to go along with our unique DNA.

Therefore, at the moment of conception there exists not just a sperm and an egg, but the all-loving touch of the Creator of the heavens, the moon and the stars. The loving act of procreation joins with the ultimate Love, the Maker of us all, who bothers to become involved directly at each of our beginnings.

What is man, that Thou art mindful of him?

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And now from the Masterwork of God to ordinary everyday men. Much has been written and discussed about the psychological and emotional effects of non-marital sex on women, but hardly anything about its effects on men. There are some good reasons for that.

There are some things men just don’t want to discuss, like how their partners look in that new outfit, or the shrinkage factor, or post-coital guilt.

There, I said it. The fact that it has a name shows that there is some universality to the concept.

Split seconds after release, ladies, most men undergo an immediate transformation. Moments earlier we are completely lost in the act. All of a sudden the brain kicks in, screaming “What have you done?!?!” Which we are usually pretty good at covering up, but it’s there.

I’m not saying sex isn’t good. It’s great. Feels wonderful.

But why, then, is it possible to experience the most terrible sense of loneliness when locked together with another at the end of mechanical sex? When both partners enter the act for gratification, where is the unity, where is the sacrifice, where is the love, where is the inspiration?

The dignity with which we treat our life partners in marriage, the joining of ourselves in a larger context, the sacrifices we make for ourselves and our children, the making of something that is more us than me is what love is truly about. And the joining of that love with Love Himself! It just doesn’t get any better than that.

Why isn’t that obvious?

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Grover There

My friend Michael Lynch, composer of the Dawn Patrol and Gaits of Eden jingles (click on the pages' logos), writes: "One of my all-time favorite books is now online in its entirety."

I can assure you that it is safe for work. Enjoy!

Planned Parenthood Leaves a Pain-Wracked Woman on the 'Wire'

One of the reasons Planned Parenthood advocates offer for why it deserves the quarter-billion that it receives in taxpayer funding each year is that the organization does more than abortions—it provides "health care."

Reading blog entries from impoverished youths gives one an idea of just what Planned Parenthood means by "health care." For example, it means inserting an intrauterine device into a young woman's womb and then refusing to take it out when the patient's wracked with pain.

Well, "refusing" is a bit of an exaggeration. Planned Parenthood's quite happy to undo the damage—if the woman will only wait five weeks for an appointment.

A 26-year-old who calls herself D [UPDATE:name deleted at her request] wrote yesterday:

I made myself get up and took some Tylenol. Called Planned Parenthood and the sickeningly cheerful receptionist on the other end of the line informed me that September was one of their busiest months and I'd be lucky if I wasn't rescheduled again on the 28th. Yeah, that's right. I have to wait over a month and they might reschedule that appt.
If its an emergency go to the hospital....I want PP to take care of it so I don't run up any more debt with the hospital...
D's online bio says that she's a mom to "4 or 5 cats"—no real kids, apparently—and that her interests include "rape survivor" [sic] and "polyamory." She doesn't sound like the best candidate for an IUD, given that, as WebMD's experts write, "Women who haven't had children are more likely to expel the IUD or have more pain and cramping after insertion." In addition, if D is a rape survivor, the wire IUD is a singularly invasive form of contraception, especially as it may become embedded in the uterine wall, requiring an even more invasive dilation-and-curettage.

Then there's the "polyamory." The IUD's risks include pelvic inflammatory disease, and the risk of contracting that disease increases with multiple sexual partners. All things considered, with all the contraception options available, Planned Parenthood appears to have exercised remarkably poor judgment in its treatment of this young woman.

No, it's worse than poor judgment. It's tragic. And you and I paid for it. D lists her residence as Spokane, Wash., where Planned Parenthood of the Inland Northwest offers free "health care" and contraception for low-income clients through the state's Medicaid-funded Take Charge program.

Go back through D's blog entries and you'll see that, between her bragging about mixing alcohol and painkillers, she's very ill.

August 8: "Musta been something I ate...my breakfast is trying to come up on me...Stupid abdominal pain, took some Tylenol, hope it helps."

August 17 : "Felt really sick again yesterday afternoon, didn't eat dinner and had strong abdominal cramping again. I hope Planned Parenthood doesn't reschedule my girlie exam again."

August 19: "My abdomen is f[---]ing hurting so badly right now...I took some heavy duty pain killers earlier. Had to reschedule my stupid PAP/IUD check appt. because my cycle came early. I wanted to get a pair of needle nose pliers and yank the damn [thing] out earlier today, stupid displaced IUD."

Her cycle came early. One symptom of pelvic inflammatory disease is irregular menstrual bleeding.

Fast-forward four days, to yesterday's post, where the "sickeningly cheerful" Planned Parenthood receptionist informed D "that September was one of their busiest months and [she]'d be lucky if [she] wasn't rescheduled again on [September] 28th."

Did D tell the receptionist in one of her many phone calls to Planned Parenthood that the IUD felt "displaced" and that she was experiencing "strong abdominal cramping"? Given her many complaints on her blog, and her many efforts to gain an appointment, it's hard to imagine that she would omit that fact.

One of the major symptoms of pelvic inflammatory disease, besides the abnormal bleeding, is lower abdominal pain. Planned Parenthood knows this; its own IUD fact sheet instructs patients to tell their clinician immediately if they have "severe abdominal cramping."

According to a government fact sheet, untreated pelvic inflammatory disease can cause chronic pelvic pain and scarring in about 20 percent of patients. That's in addition to infertility and a risk of ectopic pregnancy.

D calls herself a "pagan," and it's no wonder. Planned Parenthood's treatment leaves her without a prayer.

The Planned Parenthood Federation of America's annual report shows that it received over a quarter-billion dollars in taxpayer funding in fiscal 2004. If you do not want to see your tax dollars go towards Planned Parenthood's dangerous "health care," contact your senators or your representative.

UPDATE: A commenter who identifies herself as D writes:
I request that you remove this or at least take out the direct quotes taken out of context/misinterpreted from my LJ as well as my name. I refuse to be 'a statistical case study' for whatever right wing political agenda this article was intended to highlight.

Freedom of press is one thing; defamation of character through misquoting and asserting religious convictions on an individual and calling it an entry is an entirely different thing. I am a pagan libertarian with a twisted sense of humor which can at times be discordian and my journal reflects that.
I have removed D's name as her request. Because her blog is a public blog, unlike those that are protected by passwords, I believe I have the right to report what it says as news. I have included several links to her blog so that readers may see whether the quotes here have been taken out of context.

I apologize to D if my actions have offended her, but I believe people have a right to know what qualifies as "health care" by Planned Parenthood's standard—especially when we as taxpayers are paying for this seriously harmful and negligent treatment. I pray she gets the treatment she needs.

Fondue the Right Thing

Did someone say pro-lifers are cheesy? In Nathan Sheets's case, it's justified. He's "Shutting Pro-Choicers Up...With Fondue."

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

'A Superhero for Choice' Rides Again

From Dawn Patrol guestblogger The Raving Atheist comes this inspired smackdown of Planned Parenthood's "A Superhero for Choice". It's inspired by dialogue from the actual cartoon, but taken to its logical conclusion. Like the original, it's not for the weak of stomach—click on the comic for a full-size view:

De 'Profoundness'

[12/21/06: GREETINGS, SALON READERS! You're reading an old Dawn Patrol item that I wrote very late one night, many moons ago. My more recent blog entries are more reflective of my current views. Also, the theological topics I mention in this post come across better (and minus the bloggy snark) in my book; check out this online excerpt.]

The journalists who blog at GetReligion look for "religion ghosts" in news stories—parts of stories where the writer has conspicuously failed to address a religious or spiritual issue.

Elizabeth Sandoval's USA Today op-ed "A Neo-Feminist's View of Abstinence" has a religion ghost so big, you could drive a Mack truck through it.

The essay's an articulate explanation of why the author—who's 32 and single—believes women like herself should be abstinent until marriage. Its sentiments are surprisingly conservative for a mainstream newspaper. Sandoval delivers several smackdowns to popular culture, especially the inescapable "Sex and the City," and takes apart typical rationalizations for sex before marriage.

The ghost appears at the end of the piece, when Sandoval suddenly introduces her belief that sex has an essential spiritual component:

Women are non-self-respecting because they willingly sacrifice such an important part of their being for just a few moments of pleasure. And they're oblivious because they don't contemplate the profoundness of sex.

Women give it up as if it's nothing. When in fact, it is everything.
I know why Sandoval saved that zinger for the end. Those who agree with her will know what she means about "the profoundness of sex" without her explaining. As for those who don't—well, Sandoval just doesn't have 2,000 words to explain the theology of the body.

Yet, even allowing for the limitations of space, there's an important spiritual fact of singlehood that's missing from her arguments: pain. Just before her observation on "non-self-respecting" sexually active single women, she writes:
Many women today are weak-minded in that they readily accept society's portrayal of sexual norms. The people on The O.C. are doing it. Paris Hilton, as she's hosing down that Bentley, appears ready to do it. And more important, many people they actually know are doing it.
As a fellow chaste woman in her 30s, I know it's easy to write off sexually active singles as "weak-minded." But I don't think it's truly wise to do so, any more than it is for a recovering alcoholic to label his old drinking buddies as people who just need a little more will power. Sexual activity outside of marriage is a search for pleasure and, like alcohol or drug abuse, it is very often an attempt to escape pain.

In making a conscious decision to be chaste until marriage, one is not merely guarding one's heart, as Sandoval suggests. One is allowing oneself to be, in a sense, more vulnerable—because one has to find meaning elsewhere in one's life.

Keeping things casual in our casual-sex culture means divorcing sex from the aspects that physically bond people—the mixing of body fluids, the creation of new life. Two people merge antiseptically, their bodies touching but never risking lasting change in one another's life.

The jarring feeling of separation that a contracepting single woman feels after sex isn't just the perspective-shift from being connected to being apart. It's the realization, on a primal level, that even the most exciting contracepted intercourse is coitus interruptus. She hasn't fully given the gift of her body, neither has she allowed her partner to give all that he has to offer.

It's this contracepting culture that tells single women that because—like men—they can have sex without risk of pregnancy, they should likewise be able to have it without risk of emotional attachment. This is the Big Lie of the post-Pill age, and the fact that many women try to believe it doesn't make them "weak-minded," as Sandoval asserts. Rather, it shows that their desire is to be filled—not only in the physical sense, but in the sense of the proverbial God-shaped vacuum.

Monday, August 22, 2005

The Washington Examiner Slams Planned Parenthood's 'Superhero'

Project Max—the Dawn Patrol's campaign to enlighten the news media to Planned Parenthood's vile "Superhero for Choice"—bears unexpected fruit today with "Planned Parenthood Takes Low Road," an editorial in the Washington Examiner.

The placement of the editorial in a Washington, D.C., paper is noteworthy because it's sure to be read by someone on Capitol Hill. As reader Ranting Raven discovered during a visit to Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchinson's office, politicians do not take very kindly to seeing taxpayer-funded organizations depict them as numbskulls who should be re-educated in boiling oil.

The Examiner's editors write:

Apparently, the lesson to be learned [from "A Superhero for Choice"] is that abortions are OK, especially if it means less welfare payments later. The animation ends on the high note of referring to the Rev. Jerry Falwell as a "schmuck."

The video is a shameful and disrespectful take on the very sensitive issue of abortion and reproductive rights, where good, reasonable people disagree for good and reasonable reasons. By taking the low road and appealing to the lowest - and juvenile - common denominator, Planned Parenthood demeans its opponents and, even more, its supporters.
If you haven't yet seen the video, it's still accessible through Planned Parenthood Golden Gate's Web site. The organization's simply hidden the link so that it's no longer advertised on its page—but the cartoon is still housed on PPGG's server. If they've taken it down by the time you read this, a number of bloggers have taken it upon themselves to host the cartoon, making sure Planned Parenthood can't cover its tracks. You can also read a transcript of the animation via Shoutlast.com (click on one of the links on that page for the format you prefer).

Click here to see how "A Superhero for Choice" was featured on PPGG's Web page before the organization removed the link with no explanation and no apology.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Rave On

Yesterday I received another guest-blog submission from the Raving Atheist.

The entry's well-written and makes a worthy point about the delusionary mindset of those who argue for abortion rights. I plan to use it. But before I do, I have a topic that I'd like to submit for discussion.

I've read other writings by the Raving Atheist and I see that his blog is a strong rallying point for those seeking affirmation that there is no God. Although I believe his pro-life views are sincere, it's quite possible that in posting to my blog, he wishes to draw readers away from faith. Moreover, even if that's not his motive, it's a risk that's present anytime I draw attention to him and his blog.

Beyond that, there is, I believe, a larger issue: In a world where life is being attacked on so many fronts—from abortion, to embryonic stem-cell research, to in vitro fertilization that destroys embryos—should pro-lifers have to pass a theological litmus test? Should we avoid atheists the way we avoid the violent fringe of the anti-abortion movement? Or should we accept them, as I do the Raving Atheist, confident that we can filter out their anti-faith message—just as they are confident that they can ignore the faith we demonstrate to them?

Personally, I believe, in a wider sense, the abortion-rights movement is far more anti-God—and more dangerous to more souls—than the Raving Atheist's 95 theses or whatever. Likewise, I believe that the Raving Atheist's defenses of life are by their nature more powerful than his attacks on faith—whether he intends them to be or not.

It's, Like, So Totally Cool or Whatever

Submitted for your consideration, via commenter "Nola"'s better half, Meghan Cox Gurdon on girls' magazines.

Friday, August 19, 2005

Triumph of the Wool

On this Saturday morning, if I knew where to find the gloriously existentialist Warner Brothers cartoons starring Sam Sheepdog and Ralph Wolf, I would share them with my mom (who is doing much better, thank you). Happily, there is a very fine online article about the animated duo.

If you have a moment to spare and would like to share your observations on the time-clock-punching pair's antics, please leave a comment.

Julia Sweeney and Nick Vasallo Respond

Both Julia Sweeney and Planned Parenthood "A Superhero for Choice" composer Nick Vasallo have posted responses to my entries about them—Julia's comment in response to "Sweeney's Swine,"* and Nick's comment in response to "'A Superhero for Choice'— Behind the Music.'"

For those who may be new to this blog, please remember, if you respond to Julia or Nick, to phrase your comment politely. Thanks!

*I give Sweeney extra credit for politeness in light of the original title of "Sweeney's Swine," which I haven't fully removed, as other blogs who've linked to it would then have to change their links. Plus, it's not every day that I get my theology corrected by a Raving Atheist.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

NARAL: Pro-Choice, Anti-Speech

[Editor's note: The following guest post was sent in by the Raving Atheist and is most welcome. Please don't be daunted by its length; it leads to an important point.]

Contributed by guest blogger The Raving Atheist, a/k/a The Unaborted Atheist:

Did you ever imagine you'd come to a Christian blog to find an nasty, faith-bashing atheist complain about being banned from a pro-choice site?

Well, here I am.

Earlier this week I was rubber-necking at NARAL Pro-Choice America's site and discovered a link to something called the Bush v Choice Blog. My expectations before clicking weren't particularly high. No matter how "hip" or spontaneous they try to seem, official corporate or organizationally-sponsored blogs are expected to follow the party line and sell the message rather than invite open discussion and debate. I doubted NARAL would risk linking to someone whom it didn't control.

At first glance, BvC confirmed my suspicions: immediately beneath the blog title was NARAL's trademarked logo (did you know that the Statue of Liberty is pro-choice?) But a half-inch below that was a link to this disclaimer: "The views expressed on the blog represent the personal views of the authors and do not necessarily represent the views or position of NARAL Pro-Choice America . . . [a]ny opinions, recommendations, statements, or other information or content presented or disseminated are those of the respective authors, who are solely responsible for their content." So I thought that perhaps "Jessica," the apparent sole proprietress, might not be on such a short leash.

What's more, the blog had a comment section. Would all points of view be welcomed? It wasn't clear. On the one hand, the disclaimer section declared the blog to be "a place for pro-choice activists to come together and discuss news and actions related to the right to choose" (emphasis supplied). On the other hand, the comment guidelines seemed to impose only limited restriction and implied that dissenters might be granted some leeway. Specifically, they stated that only the following types of comments would be subject to deletion:

  • Personal insults to Jessica, NARAL Pro-Choice America, and other commenters.

  • Any comment deemed to be irrelevant, especially copied, lengthy information from websites.

  • Comments reposted in multiple entries of the blog.

  • Anti-choice comments that only serve to announce that they do not agree with our pro-choice stance.

  • Pro-choice comments that only serve to insult those who are anti-choice.
From the two last rules I gathered that anti-choice comments that involved more than mere naysaying would be permitted, and that perhaps even an effort would be made to provide pro-lifers with a forum free from unnecessary abuse.
So I chimed in. My first two entries replied to Jessica's question: "Is there such a thing as an anti-choice feminist?" Those comments still remain, presumably because (unless the question was rhetorical), it would be bad form to delete the very responses you invited.

But that's as far as I got. Jessica's next post, reprinted in full below with links, was an attack on Supreme Court nominee John Roberts (boldface in original):

Roberts' memos reveal more disturbing news

Wow. The fact that Roberts is anti-choice and anti-privacy isn't news. But today's Washington Post reveals some pretty shocking stuff. The article details memos that not only further prove Roberts' commitment to anti-choice nonsense, but also show his straight-up disdain for women's rights in general:
The memo about the Los Angeles service for aborted fetuses is part of a pattern in the documents issued yesterday by the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library: During his tenure from 1982 to 1986 in the Reagan White House, Roberts staked out conservative positions on a broader array of issues than has previously been known.

He called a federal court decision that sought to guarantee women equal pay to men "a radical redistributive concept." He wrote that a Supreme Court case prohibiting silent prayer in public school "seems indefensible."
What? Equal pay for women is radical?! That's just lovely.
Perceiving a certain level of hypocrisy and inaccuracy, I commented as follows (link included):

(1) The late Rev. George Gardner routinely performed funeral services for aborted late-term fetuses as an employee of Women's Health Care Services P.A. in Kansas, so I can hardly see how Roberts can be faulted for this.

(2) Roberts was opposing the controversial "comparable worth" theory, not "equal pay." They're completely different theories. The Equal Pay Act prohibits paying women less for doing work IDENTICAL to that performed by men; comparable worth attempts to compare the job responsibilities of DIFFERENT jobs (e.g., undertaker vs secretary) and make adjustments for disparities between traditionally "male" and "female" jobs. Comparable worth works where there is evidence that "female" jobs were deliberately devalued due to gender considerations, but ultimately becomes unworkable because formerly "female" job categories can become male-dominated over time and vice versa.

Ideally, all jobs involving equal work should receive equal pay, regardless of the gender of who holds them. I dare say that certain bloggers deserve more than movie stars, but I think you'd agree that that would be a "radical redistributive concept."

(3) When it comes to religion, I have no doubt that Roberts is an ass.
Sorry about point #3, but I am, after all, a Raving Atheist. Also (believe or not) I put that crack in to sugarcoat my response. NARAL, after all, was founded by the atheist Bernard Nathanson (now a pro-life convert to Catholicism) and I figured a little anti-clericalism might disarm Jessica and perhaps even lighten things up.

Nope: the comment had vanished a few hours later when I dropped by to see if there were any responses. At first, I thought I might have merely previewed the comment without pressing the "post" button, so I sent it again. It didn't take; instead I got a message saying that because it was my first comment (??) it was being reviewed for content. I figured this was just some computer glitch until the next morning, when I saw a comment from a "Deine Liebchen" wondering where the response from the "Radical Atheist" had gone. So I knew it had been posted and deleted. An accident? Hardly: a short while later, Deine's comment disappeared as well. My subsequent attempts to repost were futile.

Why have I been banned? I have a few theories. Possibly Jessica felt foolish over the equal pay/comparable worth gaffe. But I think that in a odd way it ultimately all comes down to religion. There is something especially sickening about that link to Rev. Gardner, abortion-financed blesser of late-term abortion clinic fetuses. However secular NARAL may be, and however must it resents religion being used in opposition to its agenda, it is still more ashamed to see religion put in the service of its cause. More ashamed, strangely, than is this Christian blog to put an atheist in the service of its own.

Singular Character

Former judge Robert N. Going has the story of a judge whose obituary you might have missed:

Back in 1993 Nebraska had a parental notification provision for minors seeking an abortion. Under certain circumstances that notification could be waived by a judge. Such a case came before Judge Moylan. He reviewed the case carefully and determined that under the law he was required to grant the relief requested.
Read the whole thing and find out what Judge Moylan did. It's worth it.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Two Fingers...

...can mean very different things, as Karol observes.

Comment on Karol's blog.

FURTHER READING: I've found Barry Verstaendig's three-part series— Part One, Part Two, and Part Three—helpful in explaining why the Jewish people, as represented by Israel, have the right to live in Gaza.

Two more people whose lives have been affected by abortion have left prayer requests in the comments section of Sunday's post. Please read their requests and join me in praying for them. Thanks.

God Bless the Raving Atheist...

...for drawing attention to Planned Parenthood's "A Superhero for Choice" and outspokenly standing up for life. The R.A. writes of the cartoon hero's "slaughter of concededly peaceful and non-violent clinic protestors":

Yes, I suppose it’s all tongue-in-cheek, and no, I don’t consider it incitement to murder. But the message is clear enough: the abortion decision has no actual moral content and those who believe otherwise are (as portrayed in the cartoon) foolish, grunting ghouls.

The cartoon cannot be dismissed as an mere aberration or accident. It plainly represents the official policy of PPGG, and was funded out of its $20 million budget. The protagonist “Dian” is deliberately modeled after the organization’s president, Dian Harrison. To date, Planned Parenthood’s national organization has not renounced it or even commented on it.

For nearly a year I have volunteered for a Crisis Pregnancy Clinic. It provides medical assistance, shelter, diapers, toys and other supplies for new and expectant mothers. Some of its clients are recruited from in front of abortion clinics by the “ghouls” so ignorantly portrayed in Superhero. But as demonstrated by the baby pictures lining the CPC’s walls, their “victims” join the ranks of the living rather than the dead.
Read the whole thing.

By the way, Raving Atheist isn't the only one. Contrary to what Planned Parenthood would have you believe, one doesn't have to believe in God to believe that killing unborn life is wrong. Just ask the Atheistic and Agnostic Pro-Life League.

Got a Rebelution!

I learned a new word today: rebelution.

I like it.

It's also the title of a new Christian blog, which I discovered was begun at about the same time as another Christian blog, both by teens with the last name of Harris.

It turns out the bloggers are twins. Homeschooled twins. And I am way too old to be glancing for more than half a second at their glamour photo.

It also turns out that their older brother is the person who's been annoying me quite a bit these past few days, as I'm trying to think of a title for my book and the best possible title has already been taken.

Welcome to the blogosphere, guys. Promise me you won't do any of that cute twin stuff like switching blogs for a day to see if anyone notices.

'A Superhero for Choice':
Behind the Music

[Note: This entry describes a grotesque and juvenile film that's only tangentially related to the Planned Parenthood cartoon. Not for the weak of stomach.]

James Taranto writes to me that a tipster (perhaps blogger R.F. Burnhertz) informed him of a bit of trivia regarding Planned Parenthood's "A Superhero for Choice."

The composer of the cartoon's music is Nick Vasallo, whose Web site became a place for people to see the animation after Planned Parenthood Golden Gate removed the link to it from their Web site.

Taranto points out that the second video down on Vasallo's Web page features a disgusting depiction of the desecration of an unborn child's corpse.

The video is a trailer for the ultra-crass gore flick "Sinful Wives" (its title has since been changed to "Mine"), and it is the last thing Vasallo did before working on "A Superhero for Choice." In it, as couples chat at a dinner party, a husband suddenly trots out his wife's late-term fetus—which he's apparently been saving in the freezer. He talks about how much it means to him, because it's his too.

The irate wife shows hubby that it's her body to do with what she will, not his. She doesn't say that in so many words, however. Rather, she demonstrates it—by putting the dead baby in the kitchen sink and torching it, while her emasculated hubby weeps in a fetal position.

You know the scene in "The Producers," during the cast tryouts, where Zero Mostel jumps up and shouts joyfully, "That's our Hitler"? I picture Planned Parenthood Golden Gate President Dian J. "Dianysis" Harrison watching the "Sinful Wives" trailer, jumping up, and shouting joyfully, "That's our composer!"

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Two readers have left prayer requests in the comments section of the post I made on Sunday inviting such requests from people whose lives have been affected by abortion. Please read their requests and join me in praying for God to send them His comfort and His peace. Thank you.

'Animated' Discussion

Thanks very much to everyone who participated in Project Max. Although most of the media continues to ignore Planned Parenthood's violent cartoon fantasy, "A Superhero for Choice," a few outlets have picked up the story. In addition, the American Life League today renewed its call for Planned Parenthood to apologize for the cartoon.

As of yet, neither Planned Parenthood Federation of America nor its Planned Parenthood Golden Gate branch, which created the animation that shows a PP "superhero" blowing up pro-lifers, has acknowledged the outcry over it.
Meanwhile, the California ProLife Council has called upon the state's attorney general to investigate if taxpayer funds were used to make "A Superhero for Choice."

In related news:

Faithmouse Routs Al Dianysis

Just view it (the top cartoon on the page as of today).

Sweeney Clod

Sweeney's Swine*

Further proof that Christians need to continually remind the mainstream media of the most basic facts concerning their faith: San Francisco Chronicle religion writer David Ian Miller's failure to correct Julia Sweeney as she utterly mangles a story from the Gospels.

Former (way former) "Saturday Night Live" star Sweeney makes her Bible blunder in an interview with Miller to promote her new book about how she became an atheist. She says that she began to doubt God's existence when, at 38, she attended a Bible study class at her Catholic church and learned what was really in the Good Book:

Well, the most surprising thing overall is that anyone takes it seriously at all. Even if you were, say, Margaret Mead looking at Catholic Christian culture in America and you said all these people believe this thing—every week they go and hear quotes from this book, and everything in this book is so sacred to these people—I, as the Margaret Mead character looking at this, would be stupendously shocked that it was so contradictory and so obviously the result of a historic tribe trying to make sense of an unpredictable environment with limited scientific knowledge and a need for culture and cohesion.

It isn't that there aren't wonderful parts to the Bible, but it's just shocking to me that anyone spends their time defending it as anything more than a culturally special book. In terms of really taking it seriously as the word of God, I can't.
It is surprising that anyone takes the Word of God seriously in our culture when the materialist messages we get from our media and our surroundings go against it. That makes the gift of faith all the more miraculous. However, Sweeney's main argument—that she doubts the Bible because she knows it—falls a bit flat with her next bon mot:
To me, the Iliad offers more insight into human character and lessons than the Bible. You know, like Jesus was angry a lot. When he turned all those people into pigs and made them run off a mountain, it was so hateful, not just to people but to pigs. I felt upset for the pigs!
I am reminded of the line in "Beyond the Fringe," where Dudley Moore tells a priest that the Gospels are awfully cruel, what with all that talk of putting a needle through a camel's eye.

The fact that interviewer Miller just rolls right along, not even pausing to ask Sweeney if she realized she was mistaken, says volumes. Apparently, it is too much to expect a San Francisco Chronicle religion writer to have the Bible knowledge of a 7-year-old Sunday-school student.

To learn what Jesus really did that involved pigs—and, trust me, no humans were transmogrified—read Mark 5:1-20.

*Headline changed following admonishment from the Raving Atheist (see comments). Thanks to J. Michael Walker for the new headline.

Monday, August 15, 2005

Planned Parenthood's 'A Superhero for Choice' Transcript Now Available Online

Kudos to Shoutlast.com, which is now hosting the transcript of "A Superhero for Choice" (click on one of the links on that page for the format you prefer) and the video itself (choose between the MP4 file and the smaller ZIP file).

Constantine, Emperor of 'Tolerance' — So Says the AP

A few days ago, I asked readers to contact the Associated Press and other media to tell them about a cartoon made by a government-funded organization that supported violence against Christians. Today, reader Colin O'Brien e-mailed me an example of why the AP and other media sorely need enlightenment about even the most basic facts of Christianity, religious history, and world history. It's a story about a statue of the Emperor Constantine that was recently found in Rome. The AP reporter writes:

During his reign, which lasted from 306 to 337, Constantine tried to stop the fracturing of the empire and sought to restore it to its ancient glory. Although not a Christian himself, he ended the frequent waves of anti-Christian persecutions by proclaiming religious freedom throughout his lands. He also moved the empire's capital to Constantinople—today's Istanbul—closer to the Eastern borders threatened by the barbarian invasions.
Leaving aside his deathbed conversion to Christianity, even secular accounts of Constantine's reign call him the leader who made Rome a Christian empire. He wasn't some great champion of "tolerance" who merely allowed Christianity to subsist as one equally valid vegetable in the great salad bowl of accepted religious traditions.

Homeland's Mane Threat

It's a light news day in the Culture of Death, so I decided to see just how far my Web surfing could take me from Planned Parenthood's "Superhero for Choice."

Somehow—don't ask me why—I landed on the site of the Official Fabio International Fan Club.

Immediately, my eyes landed upon a line that could very possibly return to me in the middle of the night to waken me with convulsions of laughter: "YES - HIS HAIR IS BROWN NOW."

There's also an alternately poignant and delightful essay by fan club president Donnamarie E. White about her long-awaited lunch with the legend, "My Eyes Melted," in which we learn that Fabio, being a noncitizen, has to be fingerprinted by Homeland Security.

At that point, I was jarred back to Topic A. Kansas abortionists can work without fear of regulation, and we're fingerprinting Fabio?

Expect one or more new posts later this afternoon...

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Ask Them if You Get to Use Their Condom Gun

Planned Parenthood Golden Gate is looking for a "volunteer clinic escort."

"Persons of color, men and others of traditionally underrepresented groups are strongly encouraged to apply."

I guess that makes them an equal opportunity destroyer.

Today's installment of my Daily News "Blog On!" column features a subject familiar to regular Dawn Patrol readers—the unsinkable Tylor Lauck.

Prayer on Maximilian Kolbe's Feast Day

Today is the 64th anniversary of the martyrdom of Maximilian Kolbe, who gave his life so that a fellow prisoner at Auschwitz might live.

Below is a prayer to St. Maximilian, to end abortion and comfort women who suffer from post-abortion trauma. It is taken from the appendix to Will to Love, a collection of Kolbe's writings published by Marytown Press, the publishing arm of the U.S. branch of Kolbe's Militia of the Immaculata. If you pray but do not do so through saints, I hope this is still helpful to you as you commune with God today:

St. Maximilian, hear this prayer of supplication that I address to you with confidence.

I honor your holy life that was guided by unshakable faith in the mystery of the Incarnation. I admire your public witness for the right to life when you offered yourself to save a fellow prisoner.

Please move the consciences of those who are contemplating abortion. Please move to repentance the women and men who have chosen abortion over the gift of life. Please intercede for the unborn children who will never grow to love God and neighbor because of abortion. Please comfort the women who suffer from post-abortion trauma and inspire them to seek spiritual and psychological help. Please sustain the courage and wisdom of those in the pro-life movement, so that they may be peaceful witnesses to the sanctity of life. Please move the hearts of our lawmakers and citizens so that the holocaust of abortion will no longer be the law of the land.

I ask this in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen
The comments section for this post is for those whose lives have been affected by abortion who would like me and other readers to pray for them on this day. Please leave as much or as little information as you wish about who you are and what you would like others to pray for you. If you would like to share how you were affected by abortion, please do. But if you do not want to leave any details or even your name, just write, "Pray for me," and be anonymous—I'll pray to God, through St. Maximilian, for whomever the person is who left the comment.

Please note: Only comments requesting prayer should be left in this post's comment section. Thank you.

For information on healing after abortion, visit Silent No More.

Writer and photographer Joe Manzari has written a succinct summation of Planned Parenthood's "A Superhero for Choice" and the outrage over it. He's submitted it to a leading opinion Web site; while they decide whether to run it, you can read it on his own site.

Friday, August 12, 2005

It's Time to Play 'Shame That Toon'!

The mainstream media has taken its first nibble! See update below.

Today is Day 2 of Project Max, the action plan to get stories about Planned Parenthood's vile cartoon into Sunday newspapers across the country. If you haven't yet read yesterday's introductory post about the plan, including step-by-step instructions on what you can do to get the word out, please read it now.

Thanks to the efforts of the pro-life community, the news about "A Superhero for Choice," which depicts a Planned Parenthood "superhero" gaily blowing up pro-lifers, continues to spread throughout the Web. As I write, it's currently the top Planned Parenthood story on Google News, with 15 news articles listed, and that's not even counting the syndicated CNS News story (which includes a link to the cartoon). Google also lists a total of 125 Web references to "A Superhero for Choice," nearly all from blogs or publications critical of the cartoon.

UPDATE, 1:07 p.m.: The mainstream media has taken its first nibble! Gaylon Parker, op-ed writer for the Mississippi Press (owned by Newhouse), covers the cartoon in "Trapping government waste in the 'Net.'

Radio has also picked up the story—kudos to Frank Pastore, Relevant Radio's Drew Mariani (who interviewed me yesterday), and Michael Savage.

Two issues have been coming up in the news and blog coverage of this story which are important to keep in mind as you approach your local newspaper, talk-radio show, or TV station about covering it:

  • Planned Parenthood Golden Gate is trying to stifle its own animation. It removed the link to the cartoon from its Web page, with no explanation. (A link is there, but it only takes you back to the same page.)

    Clearly, Planned Parenthood is on the run. They know they screwed up. We have to push this issue to the point where newspapers, TV, and radio start asking them questions. Questions like, how could they use public funds to create a cartoon that glorifies hate crime (considering that 53 percent of their annual budget comes from taxpayers)?

  • The other important issue that's being raised about "A Superhero for Choice" is that it comes at a time when Planned Parenthood's friends at NARAL are spending $500,000 on ads falsely depicting John Roberts as supporting an abortion-clinic bomber. It is outrageous hypocrisy for the abortion industry to falsely accuse Roberts of supporting violence, while openly advocating it themselves.
If you've been following the uproar over "A Superhero for Choice" since I first posted about it early Saturday morning, it may seem as though the story's been played out. After all, Michelle Malkin, NRO's The Corner, Spirit Daily, Christianity Today Online, and many others have already covered it. But remember this: It often takes the mainstream media weeks to catch on to a story after it's hit the blogs. It's highly unusual for mainstream news outlets to catch onto a story quickly. They just don't work that way. Most reporters and editors do not comb the Web beyond Drudge, CNN.com, and whatever pops up on their AOL launch page.

However, we can't wait weeks for the mainstream media to pick up on this story. Planned Parenthood, as mentioned, has already removed the link to the cartoon from its site (and it's only a matter of time before it takes down its now-hidden direct link to the animation as well). Most people are discovering the animation through the links provided by bloggers, who are hosting it on their own sites—at risk of a lawsuit—in a remarkable display of grassroots activism.

If "A Superhero for Choice" doesn't get into this Sunday's paper, Planned Parenthood may succeed in covering its tracks, and the story could go down in history, if at all, as just one of those wacko pro-life myths. That's why we have to take action—today.

So, please reread the five-step plan for action, contact your local newspaper, and leave a comment in the comments section of the original Project Max post to let others know which paper you contacted and whom you contacted there.

Also, it's very important to contact the Associated Press. If they pick up on the story, it will be everywhere. Here again are the people to contact there—remember to personalize your e-mail for each of them, rather than sending a group e-mail: Burl Osborne, AP Chairman, bosborne@ap.org;Tom Curley, AP President and CEO, tcurley@ap.org; and Kathleen Carroll, AP SVP/Executive Editor, kcarroll@ap.org.

If you're in California, contact the California Pro-Life Council to see how you can help their efforts to raise awareness of the cartoon. Yesterday, they issued a press release calling on Attorney General Bill Lockyer to investigate Planned Parenthood to see if taxpayer funds were used to make the animation, which the CPLC rightfully terms "hate speech."

Thanks very much to everyone participating in Project Max. You really can make a difference. All it takes is just one mainstream newspaper to pick up the story. Then others will follow, and Americans will learn something of the true nature of Planned Parenthood.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Insane Choices in the Membrane

Joel Helbling has created "Insane Choices in the Membrane," a brilliant marriage of Planned Parenthood's "A Superhero for Choice" and Cypress Hill's "Insane in the Membrane." Be warned that like many gangsta rap tunes, the song uses the N-word and includes other profanities as well. The humor of "Insane Choices in the Membrane" comes from the fact that the lyrics are not nearly as offensive as Planned Parenthood's own words and images.

Comment on Joel's blog.

Join other Dawn Patrol readers in getting this Sunday's newspapers to cover Planned Parenthood's vile cartoon. Scroll down or click here for details, including five simple things you can do to get out the word.

How to Make Planned Parenthood's Cartoon Blow Up in Its Face (Nonviolently, of Course)
Announcing Project Max

Thanks very much to all the visitors and bloggers who gave this site its most readers ever yesterday—10,400 hits. If even a fraction of those readers come back today, we all have an opportunity to do something very exciting and very important to show America the true nature of Planned Parenthood.

This Sunday, August 14, is the feast of Maximilian Kolbe, patron saint of two groups that one doesn't often think of together: pro-life advocates and journalists. He is also perhaps the only Catholic who is called a "saint" by the Jewish Virtual Library, which says of him, "One Christian man who died [in Auschwitz] became a martyr to the truth of evils of Nazism—a true hero for our time, a saint who lived what he preached, total love toward God and man."

Kolbe was a Polish Franciscan priest from the 1920s through his death in 1941, who believed in using all available media to spread his faith's message. He oversaw the publication of a daily newspaper that reached hundreds of thousands of people, as well as magazines in both Poland and Japan with a total circulation of over 800,000.

At a time when Planned Parenthood founder Margaret Sanger was touting such "racial purity" initiatives as forced sterilization for the "feeble minded"—a message very much in line with Nazi beliefs—Kolbe wrote passionately against abortion. While Sanger and her fellow eugenicists were fighting to keep Jewish refugees out of America, Kolbe sheltered thousands of Jews at his Polish monastery,

But it wasn't sheltering Jews that got Kolbe on the wrong side of the Nazi authorities. It was his writings. He was arrested after writing an article in his monastery's publications, The Knight, whose message would be radical even today. It said in part:

No one in the world can change Truth. What we can do and should do is to seek truth and to serve it when we have found it. The real conflict is the inner conflict. Beyond armies of occupation and the hecatombs of extermination camps, there are two irreconcilable enemies in the depth of every soul: good and evil, sin and love. And what use are the victories on the battlefield if we ourselves are defeated in our innermost personal selves?
Kolbe was sent to Auschwitz, where he died in a manner consistent with the way he lived: He gave his life for a fellow prisoner. The details of his sacrifice make for a deeply touching story, which is well told on the Christian History Institute's Web site.

Regardless of one's faith, the 64th anniversary of Maximilian Kolbe's death is a fitting day to raise people's consciousness about what what we, as taxpayers, are funding when we fund Planned Parenthood.

With that in mind, I hereby propose Project Max: an action plan with the goal of getting this Sunday's newspaper, in every major U.S. city, to tell its readers about Planned Parenthood Golden Gate's "A Superhero for Choice" cartoon, and how the shamed organization is trying to cover its tracks by removing the animation from its site. Americans should also know that Planned Parenthood Golden Gate receives 53 percent of its income from the government.

The following are five things you can do to take part in Project Max. Even if you can do only one of these, it will make a significant difference in getting the message out:

1. Today (August 11) and tomorrow, contact the largest newspaper in your area and tell them about "A Superhero for Choice."
  • The best way to contact the newspaper is to first send an e-mail to the editor or to a reporter whom you believe may be interested in the story, then follow up by phone. Newspapers will usually publish a general e-mail address for news tips—you might find it shown in a box on Page 2—or their editorial page will contain an e-mail address for letters.
  • If your newspaper lists reporters' or editors' e-mail addresses, it's OK to write to more than one, but send out the e-mails one at a time, personalizing each one with "Dear [Reporter's name]." This is important because people are more willing to read an e-mail that looks personal, plus newspapers' spam filters often filter out bulk e-mails.
  • There are three important points to put across in your e-mail and in your phone conversations with journalists: the fact that the Planned Parenthood cartoon depicts its superhero blowing up pro-lifers; the fact that Planned Parenthood is trying to stifle the cartoon; and the fact that this animated hate-crime fantasy is a flagrant misuse of taxpayer funds. (While we don't know if taxpayer money was used directly on the cartoon, there's no question that Planned Parenthood Golden Gate's taxpayer money freed up funds to create the animation.)
  • Include a link in your e-mail to my entry on where to find the cartoon online, so that the recipient will be able to see the animation for himself. Or just copy one of the links to the cartoon from that entry—but test it first to make sure it's still working.
  • Follow up the e-mail by phoning the newspaper and asking to speak to the editor or reporter to whom you sent the e-mail. If he or she is not available, ask politely, "Who's working the desk right now?" or "Who's the duty editor?" When you ask that, the operator will assume you are an insider, and will likely connect you with the editor on duty. If all else fails and you can't speak to an editor or reporter, leave a detailed message, and, again, at all times, be polite.
  • After you've contacted your local newspaper, leave a message in the comments section below with the name of the paper you contacted and the person you contacted there, so that others in your area may read it and reach the same person. The more people contact the same editor or reporter, the more chance there is that he or she will realize that this is an important story.
2. Contact the Associated Press.
  • The Associated Press is the U.S.'s largest wire service. If they pick up the story, it'll be in every major newspaper around the country. Personalize the e-mail you sent to your local paper and send it to Burl Osborne, AP Chairman, bosborne@ap.org;Tom Curley, AP President and CEO, tcurley@ap.org; and Kathleen Carroll, AP SVP/Executive Editor, kcarroll@ap.org.
3. Call into your favorite talk radio show and tell them about the cartoon.
  • Stress the same three things mentioned above: the fact that the Planned Parenthood cartoon depicts its superhero blowing up pro-lifers; the fact that Planned Parenthood is trying to stifle the cartoon; and the fact that this animated hate-crime fantasy is a flagrant misuse of taxpayer funds.
4. Inform a leader of your house of worship about the cartoon—and also tell someone who has a different faith than yours, or who is not religious at all, about what the cartoon is and why they should care.
  • One of the defining characteristics of Maximilian Kolbe was that he would speak to anyone about his faith, regardless of their own religion. Moreover, he did so without being belittling or abusive. He shared his faith because he truly cared about people and he wanted them to know the truth.
  • Likewise, we owe it to our neighbors to tell them the truth about Planned Parenthood—how the organization takes our tax dollars while openly fantasizing about blowing up its opponents. People of many faiths would be outraged if they knew about this cartoon, some even if they favor abortion rights, because it is wrong to spend government money advocating hate crimes.
  • In addition to telling someone you know, you can also notify a local house of worship other than your own about the cartoon. If you know the name of another denomination's church or temple in your town, you can get their contact information from their Web site, or just send a letter. Tell them that you think their congregation should know about the cartoon because it depicts a Planned Parenthood superhero blowing up people of faith. When one group is attacked for its peaceful demonstration of faith, all people of faith are attacked.
5. Contact a pro-life organization and find out what you can do to help them, through giving of your time or money.Thanks to you readers and the bloggers who linked to my original entry, Planned Parenthood's vile cartoon has already received an enormous amount of attention. Let's take this to the masses. Just do one thing on the list above and see what happens when the newspapers hit the stands this Sunday. St. Max would be proud.

UPDATE: David Brandao of the American Life League recommends contacting your local TV station's news department as well:
It would be really cool to get the video on TV. Many of your suggestions about contacting the newsroom also apply to the television side, though some TV stations are rather provincial and the "it's not a local story" hurdle is a tough one to jump. The federal tax dollar angle is worth pursuing with TV newsrooms, since we're all federal taxpayers.

Calling the station and asking for the assignment desk (or the producer if the desk is unoccupied, which may be the case on weekends at small stations) will usually get one past the receptionist. Asking for a specific reporter by name (reporter, not anchor) is also a good way in the door. If the station has a Web site, check to see if the names of the assignment editors and producers are posted. Again, asking for a person by name is better than simply asking for the desk. These are the people who generally make most of the story decisions. Asking for the news director usually doesn't work.

The fact that you're aiming for a Sunday is promising, as middle-to-small market TV stations often feed their viewers a steady diet of police beat stories and features on the weekend. Working against the airing of the video, however, is the fact that it's not broadcast quality and doesn't expand to full-screen size very well. But if the station decides to go with the story, then a local pro-life leader could certainly be recruited for an interview.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Good Thing for Her That They Didn't Stop at Five

Joel Helbling reports that the voice of Planned Parenthood's "Superhero for Choice" is the sixth of eight children.

Where to Find Planned Parenthood's 'A Superhero for Choice'

Many thanks to everyone who's offered to host the animation that I wrote about on Saturday*. Watch this space for links to sites that host the cartoon; I'll keep putting them up as they arrive.

UPDATE, 9/20/05: Since Planned Parenthood Golden Gate has removed "A Superhero for Choice" from its Web site, the best place to find it is by clicking the "video" link in CNS News' article on the animation.

And now, for links to Dawn Patrol readers hosting the cartoon:

[UPDATE, 8/11/05: Join Dawn Patrol readers in getting this Sunday's newspapers to cover Planned Parenthood's vile cartoon. Click here for details, including five simple things you can do to get out the word.]

On a related note, Christianity Today Online's Rob Moll has an article on the animation, "Planned Parenthood Affiliate Quietly Removes Cartoon Advocating Violence Against Pro-lifers," which includes this great quote:
"NARAL is doing ads blasting John Roberts and accusing him of promoting violence in abortion clinics, which he has not," says Pia de Solenni, director of life and women's issues at Family Research Council. "And at the same time you have Planned Parenthood clearly promoting violence against anyone that thinks differently than they do. The irony is just striking."
If you're hosting "A Superhero for Choice" on your site, and your site's family-friendly, please feel free to mention that in the comments—thanks! Remember that if you host it, you do run the risk of unprotected contact with a Planned Parenthood lawyer.

*My post about the cartoon first appeared early Saturday morning; I later changed the date to Monday to keep it at the top of the page.

Tuesday, August 9, 2005

Pro-Lifers Cartoonists Are Quick on the Draw

It's true; pro-lifers are ready to draw when they have to—especially when confronted with Planned Parenthood's animated vision of their dismemberment. Dan Lacey's current entry in his popular Faithmouse strip (the topmost toon on that page right now) manages to somehow be humorous, shocking, and poignant at the same time. Saint Kansas has a more "inside baseball" take on the PP animation and my response to it—you'll need to know that my favorite dance is the Frug. It made me laugh out loud (even though he gave me the body of a 10-year-old).

Got a family-friendly drawing or satire on your Web site to counter Planned Parenthood's "A Superhero for Choice" animation? If so, please trackback to this post, or leave a comment with a link to your post.

Got Bandwidth?

I'm very happy to see so many bloggers—including, most recently, Amy Welborn, The Curt Jester, Kathryn Lopez at National Review Online's The Corner, and Jill Stanek—publicizing Planned Parenthood's animated murder fantasy "A Superhero for Choice." (If you haven't seen the cartoon, it depicts Planned Parenthood's superhero blowing up nonviolent "anti-choicers.")

Planned Parenthood must be holding closed-door damage-control meetings as we speak—yesterday the cartoon disappeared from where it was featured on the Web site of the organization's Golden Gate (San Francisco Bay Area) branch.

When I last checked, "A Superhero for Choice" could still be seen on the Web site of its soundtrack's composer (you'll find the link to that site at the top of my original blog entry on the cartoon). [At the composer's request, I must add that he is only the cartoon's composer—not its producer.] However, I don't expect that link to remain functional for long, which is why I'd like to make a request:

If you've got some extra bandwidth on your Web site—and are willing to risk a nasty phone call from Planned Parenthood's lawyers—would you be willing to host "A Superhero for Choice"? If you are, I'll not only link to the cartoon on your site, but (assuming your site's family-friendly) I'll also include your site in my blogroll and write something nice about it in this here blog.

Please leave a comment or e-mail me (dawn at dawneden.com) if you're interested. More than one taker is fine—the more, the merrier. I wish I could put up the cartoon myself, but my friend who hosts this blog tells me his server charges more than most for extra bandwidth. I hope someone steps in, because more and more people are interested in seeing what Planned Parenthood's animators hath wrought.