Oh, this is too precious.
Planned Parenthood's Web site currently features an article on its St. Louis chapter's "teen advocates"—fully indoctrinated children the organization exploits for its cynical campaign against "dangerous abstinence-only sex education." (Whoo, I'm scared.)
So what name does Margaret Sanger's bunch give this posse of prematurely porking pubescents? One that will be instantly recognizable to C.S. Lewis fans: Teen Advocates for Sexual Health, or T.A.S.H.
Aslan help us.