Handel with care

In a new article on National Review Online, several writers are quizzed on their favorite (or least favorite) Christmas music; I'm one of them.

So which tunes are my favorites? Here's a hint — though it's not really a tune:

"The Missus always fixes a plate of relish with them little carrot sticks. You know, olives, pickles, scallions. Most people call them green onions, but they're really scallions. Did you ever notice that Joe?"