UPDATE, 3/10/07: The contest is over — thanks to everyone who entered. I decided to name two winners:
"And he was all like, Hey baby, smoochy smoochy...
and I was all like, Hey baby, smoochy smoochy...
But I don't do that anymore."
Anthony (whose entry made me laugh the hardest):
"So, just after he walks by and I am this far away from Cardinal Mahony, I realize somebody has stolen my wallet ...
(More Mahony satire on Agnus Daily; actual quotes from the cardinal on the Curt Jester.)
Photo by Don Blake, from Gary Morton's article "Chastity is her mistress" (ahem) in the Wilmington, Del., Dialog.
The writer of the funniest caption wins a copy of The Thrill of the Chaste: Finding Fulfillment While Keeping Your Clothes On, via Amazon. If the winner has already read The Thrill — and proves it by writing a review of the book on Amazon — then the prize will be a $20 Amazon gift certificate. Leave your entry in the comments below; enter as many times as you wish. Deadline is 11:30 p.m. Eastern time tonight. Please keep your entries suitable for a family blog. The decision of the judge is final. Now ... go!