The Curt Jester offers a satirical take on the Pontifical Council for Migrants issued a “Guidelines for the Pastoral Care of the Road,” aka The Ten Commandments of Driving.
I'm surprised that, amidst his puns, he didn't suggest a catchier title for the guidelines, e.g.:
"Axle and You Shall Receive"
"Wheel and Grace"
"The Gospel on Speed"
"Fuel for Christ"