What is the first joke you can recall telling when you were a child? Only G-rated ones, please.
I thought of asking the question because I am wearing the Pink Panther pajamas I bought a while back from Kmart (yes, I am truly pajamablogging—sorry, no photo), and they reminded me of a joke I heard at summer camp.
Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
[Wait for it ...]
A: [Sung to the tune of Henry Mancini's "Pink Panther" theme:] Dead ant! Dead ant! Dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant ...
UPDATE: Check out the jokes that are already in the comments—they're there, even though the comments count currently says zero.