[If aliens landed on Earth, ] "if they'd listen to the music today compared to what was going on even in the early '90s, they'd say we're a sorry bunch of folks, because all we're talking about is `My baby's mama, you double-crossed me, you dirty so and so,' nobody is singing about love and the things that they sang about 30 or 40 years ago."— WRKS-FM DJ Bob Slade
