"But like I said, we persist in overlooking God's humor, even when it's right in front of us. It's like the guy who's late for a wedding and looking for a parking space. And he prays frantically, 'Oh God, please open up a spot. Please! I'll go to church every Sunday.' Suddenly a spot opens up right in front of him. And the guy says, 'Oh, never mind, God. I found one.'"
— James Martin S.J., "God to Man: Get Over Yourself"
