- "[H]oly scripture...once led Mississippi whites down the road of bigotry." And, in case you didn't realize, the connection remains: "There are more churches per head of population in Mississippi than in any other state and, historically, you could argue, more racial prejudice, more unchristian behaviour."
- George W. Bush-style evangelical Christians who listen to Christian radio stations and put up "vaguely threatening messages on billboards" outside churches (such as "Jesus is coming - where are you going?") remind us that "religion has motivated all manner of charlatans and creeps in American life."
- But there's good news: A few real Christians—little old white ladies and kindly old black men—show that the true faith still exists outside the scary organized religion of those "[p]ristine Catholic cathedrals with long, pointy towers, cool and confident looking with wide lawns and copious car parks. Baptist houses of worship, with"—yup—"those vaguely threatening messages on billboards outside..."